One for all the list makers

Neighbours, take heed... putting your shoes outside on your window ledge EVERY night screams to the World:
"My feet stink so bad even I can't take it"

"The main effect of alcohol is to reduce the amount of fat your body burns for energy."

Remember (and this is important, people): What does it matter, in the grand scheme of things?

Don't be a social chameleon.

When we were young, drawing was at its most fun when it was on windows covered in condensation.

Sometimes, bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people.